New Substack Story: THE BALLAD OF BOOBOO AND THE FOX

Well, we’re having quite a time of it. Booboo, who is not our cat, but who hangs with us and really likes us a lot, recently told us a few things that she felt we needed to understand: “Oat milk is not milk,” she said. “So don’t even think of foisting that crap on me. And that goes for soy milk and lo-fat milk. Especially lo-fat milk, which is unadulterated crap.”

So, we’ve got that worked out.

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