New Substack Story: A VEGETABLE AMONG MEN

"If you are what you eat, then I’m not a vegetable.  Vegetables don’t draw me.  Oh, I’ll eat the odd floret every now and then, if I happen to be running with that crowd.  But my heart isn’t in it.  I loathe string beans.  Zucchini is insipid.  Squash in general is unappealing -- like its name.  I do like corn, though.  And garlic and onions, of course."  READ MORE on Substack.